Recalled Regals Don't Speed

I got a friendly letter from GM in my mailbox. The message? My car is being recalled. Well, not the entire car persay, but a sparkplug or something along the sort in the engine. Apparently, there have been cases reported of Buick Regals bursting into fiery balls of inferno. I am a success story, my friends. I've been happily driving along, day after day for five years, and any one of those days could have been my last. Wow. I feel so lucky.


In other car news, I got pulled over today. My first time in my four years in Lynden. Yet another success story. Speeding in a school zone. I don't recommend it. Mighty costly. I guess I won't be buying groceries this month. Or next for that matter. I will fight this. I have already ordered my pantsuit to wear to my day in court. I've picked out a lovely briefcase at Wilson Leather. I've watched countless episodes of Law and Order. I know just what to say. I will not go down without a fight. I will prevail.