Swagger: The Pre-Teen

Swagger had his 9 month pictures taken recently. And in dog years, that means he's practically a teenager. An overweight, drooling teenager. It seems like just yesterday he was rolling around on the floor. All rolls. No figure. Hmmm...sounds like someone else I know. But I digress.

Seriously. Just look at that face. And please don't allow yourself to be distracted by Bro 2's finger in the corner. Such an amateur.

What's the laziest position in football? That will be the Swag.

"What's that Master? My Auntie is coming to visit me this summer? Will she bring me another ugly sweater? Will she insist on holding me like a newborn baby? Will she get mad if I insist on clawing her face again???"

That's right, Swagger. Auntie loves you. All of you. And that's a lot to love.